Three men: Professor Horel, Lloyd Staley (system administrator), and Rob Swanson (graduate student) were walking along the beach of the Great Salt Lake. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you 3 wishes, but since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish."

Lloyd went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life at Port-O-Call (local pub), with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to Port-O-Call.

Rob went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life mountain biking in Moab!, with my beautiful wife and a brand new decked out full-suspension mountain bike." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to Moab.

Last, but not least, it was Professor Horel's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie.

"I want them both back after lunch" replied the Professor Horel.

* Note: this joke is a personalized, blatent ripoff of previously released material!